IF YOU GUY NEED DISTRACTIONS FROM ALBUM FIVE START STUDYING HISTORY THERES ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW TO DISCOVER LIKE DID YOU KNOW THAT NIXON’S WATERGATE TAPES HAD ENOUGH INCRIMINATING INFORMATION TO PUT HIM AWAY FOR PRETTY MUCH FOREVER????? AND HE TURNED THEM ALL IN BUT FIRST HE DELETED ELEVEN MINUTES FROM THEM?????? DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD!WHATEVER WAS ON THOSE ELEVEN MINUTES MUST HAVE BEEN FOR HIM TO STILL DELETE THEM EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING ELSE WAS ALREADY GOING TO INCRIMINATE HIM LIKE I NEED TO KNOW ???????????? AND ALSO TRUMAN WAS A LITTLE RASCAL SO YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY AND IF YOU THINK JFK WAS THE MOST INTERESTING AND SCANDALOUS PRESIDENT WELL YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT BECAUSE RELATIVE TO ALL THE OTHER GUYS HE WAS BORING BORING BORING FORGET THE KENNEDYS HOP ON THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION’S CIA BUS


But actually guys you all need to take a seat and read up on history I’m sorry if you’ve had boring teachers but don’t let them get you down it’s endlessly fascinating and if you learn about the people instead of just the events it’s way more fun I’ll show myself out

There’s all this madness with album 5 news and new candids and performances confirmations today and then meanwhile there’s this weird little subculture of some low-res Kardashian game on my dash and even though I don’t know what the hell it is I have this inexplicable affection for it 

Am I the only one who thinks that shipping a celebrity who has not only consistently led us to believe she’s straight, but has based her entire career off of that being the case, with another female is a little invasive and frankly rude? Would you ever even conceive of doing the opposite with a celebrity who is openly gay?

If Taylor Swift would like to date Karlie Kloss, that’s great, but 
1) She is probably not
and 2) Even if she is, she has not admitted to it and continues to maintain that she is straight, so you’re trying to force her out of a closet that she has expressed no desire to leave and I honestly can’t think of anything more inconsiderate.